“I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit.” – Jarod Kintz
“I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the people were all bummed out.” – Jarod Kintz
“I eat dirt, because then I really am a landowner. To me, buying isn’t being a consumer. If you don’t swallow it, you didn’t consume it.” – Jarod Kintz
“Real estate is the best investment on earth, however, when the music stops playing, which happens occasionally, don’t be the one left without a chair.” – Steven Ivy
“When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. ‘You don’t pay me back I break both yer legs.’ Is that all? You won’t take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don’t even have to sign anything. ” – Craig Ferguson
“Not following up with your prospects is the same as filling up your bathtub without first putting the stopper in the drain.” – Michelle Moore
“In a real estate man’s eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell” – Will Rogers
That concludes the first ever edition of ‘Funny Quotes About Real Estate’ have a great weekend everyone!!